something for you humans to think about

this news should not surprise my followers

Newest Cthulu idol found!

The Great Cthulu was very pleased to discover that a new idol in the likeness of this rather charming cephalopod diety ;)

Great Cthulu had a chuckle

Over at nama-niku, he has a new designs and amusing casts of original toys. they are excellently done! Great Cthulu wished it was so easy as having humans grind themselves!

new likeness of cthlulu revealed

here is the much anticipated new might muggs cthulu line by l.designs

the great cthulu approves! and you can own it!

salmon claw sold well

the great cthulu saw quite a show on ebay. a very hard to find salmon muscle claw went for a $120 in and auction. congrats ~~=psychic powers=~~ whomever, and to sherrie the seller.

serious tentacle quivering. i'm serious ;)

Does the Great Cthulu have to spell it out for you silly humans?

i really thought you would have figured this out already. i have been watching you silly humans for a few eons or so and you still amaze me at your simple minds...

most of you silly humans still think that time is one dimentional, that time starts at one point and goes forever in one direction to infinity. this is absolutely incorrect. time is two dimensional. time can also be "up" or "down" much like a frequency. the closer to a heavy gravitational object is, the lower the frequency of time and time moves slower. further away from heavy gravitational objects, time is "up" and time moves faster. so things like a black hole are so heavy gravitationally that time is pulled all the way to stop by the singularity...

oh, and there is no santa claus... just saying

a rare sighting of a prototype!

i was eating a cultist the other day and he begged for his life for a glimpse at  a crafter of idols of me...