Monday, June 27, 2011

Does the Great Cthulu have to spell it out for you silly humans?

i really thought you would have figured this out already. i have been watching you silly humans for a few eons or so and you still amaze me at your simple minds...

most of you silly humans still think that time is one dimentional, that time starts at one point and goes forever in one direction to infinity. this is absolutely incorrect. time is two dimensional. time can also be "up" or "down" much like a frequency. the closer to a heavy gravitational object is, the lower the frequency of time and time moves slower. further away from heavy gravitational objects, time is "up" and time moves faster. so things like a black hole are so heavy gravitationally that time is pulled all the way to stop by the singularity...

oh, and there is no santa claus... just saying

Monday, June 20, 2011

a rare sighting of a prototype!

i was eating a cultist the other day and he begged for his life for a glimpse at  a crafter of idols of me...

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lord Cthulu is impressed

you silly humans have finally made something interesting. well, at least more interesting that your mother's brownie recipe.

if you only knew what you could do with quark gluon plasma...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Cthulu cultist l.designs!

As one of the Great Cthulu's favorite cultists, the artist l.designs has made several very good likenesses (silly humans and their awkward languages lol) of me. Now a little demented cultist whispered in my ear about a rumor concerning a new image...

Sunday, June 12, 2011

OMFG! series 1 by George Gaspar

these toys need to be seen to be believed. you can secure a set with a very small investment and help them get started!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Cthulu wants you to know about this cultists blog

Cthulu believes that all cultists would benefit from reading this...

Monday, June 6, 2011

You have no idea how amusing the Great Cthulu thinks this is...

i think you need to seriously think about populating the entire politician field with people EXACTLY like this.

the Great Cthulu does not fear your robots!

no matter how imposing they appear.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Cthulu's Own personal Stonehenge!

well the Great Lord Cthulu is well pleased this night. silly humans, foolish that so few of them know of the PW stonehenge

Friday, June 3, 2011