Sunday, December 11, 2011

kraken self portraits

all i can say is that they took my suggestion and ran with it!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

This is pure unadulterated awesomeness!


the time and energy it took to make that is just amazing! <--- just in case ( ,,, )

Monday, October 24, 2011

This is really what you need for christmas

the best wrapping paper i have ever seen.
Cthulu wrapping paper!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Trippers of the world unite!

I, the Great Lord Cthulu am charging all who venture into my realm to take the time to "trip for the cause" and "occvpy your mind". change the world by getting as many of you together at once to use those psycedelic psychonaut powers for good and change the world. if enough people get together and are migrating through alternate dimensions long enough, you can change this world for the better. So, take those mind altering drugs and project your good vibes and manipulations of the universe towards good and your fellow occupy protestors!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

yes earthlings. the great man has passed beyond your realm and into mine.
he did great things in his life and he will do a lot more great things in my realm...

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Cthulu's guide to moving. part 1

A very crazy idol worshiper provided some pics to aid in an easy guide to moving an art display/lrg collection/cthulu collection/MiMP what ever.
Cthulu is very pleased with this particular cultist's collection :)

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Newest Cthulu idol found!

The Great Cthulu was very pleased to discover that a new idol in the likeness of this rather charming cephalopod diety ;)

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Great Cthulu had a chuckle

Over at nama-niku, he has a new designs and amusing casts of original toys. they are excellently done! Great Cthulu wished it was so easy as having humans grind themselves!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

new likeness of cthlulu revealed

here is the much anticipated new might muggs cthulu line by l.designs

the great cthulu approves! and you can own it!

salmon claw sold well

the great cthulu saw quite a show on ebay. a very hard to find salmon muscle claw went for a $120 in and auction. congrats ~~=psychic powers=~~ whomever, and to sherrie the seller.

serious tentacle quivering. i'm serious ;)

Monday, June 27, 2011

Does the Great Cthulu have to spell it out for you silly humans?

i really thought you would have figured this out already. i have been watching you silly humans for a few eons or so and you still amaze me at your simple minds...

most of you silly humans still think that time is one dimentional, that time starts at one point and goes forever in one direction to infinity. this is absolutely incorrect. time is two dimensional. time can also be "up" or "down" much like a frequency. the closer to a heavy gravitational object is, the lower the frequency of time and time moves slower. further away from heavy gravitational objects, time is "up" and time moves faster. so things like a black hole are so heavy gravitationally that time is pulled all the way to stop by the singularity...

oh, and there is no santa claus... just saying

Monday, June 20, 2011

a rare sighting of a prototype!

i was eating a cultist the other day and he begged for his life for a glimpse at  a crafter of idols of me...

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Lord Cthulu is impressed

you silly humans have finally made something interesting. well, at least more interesting that your mother's brownie recipe.

if you only knew what you could do with quark gluon plasma...

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Cthulu cultist l.designs!

As one of the Great Cthulu's favorite cultists, the artist l.designs has made several very good likenesses (silly humans and their awkward languages lol) of me. Now a little demented cultist whispered in my ear about a rumor concerning a new image...

Sunday, June 12, 2011

OMFG! series 1 by George Gaspar

these toys need to be seen to be believed. you can secure a set with a very small investment and help them get started!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Cthulu wants you to know about this cultists blog

Cthulu believes that all cultists would benefit from reading this...

Monday, June 6, 2011

You have no idea how amusing the Great Cthulu thinks this is...

i think you need to seriously think about populating the entire politician field with people EXACTLY like this.

the Great Cthulu does not fear your robots!

no matter how imposing they appear.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Cthulu's Own personal Stonehenge!

well the Great Lord Cthulu is well pleased this night. silly humans, foolish that so few of them know of the PW stonehenge

Friday, June 3, 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

the Great Cthulu commands you to beta test hellgate global!

yes, cthulu was very fond of the original hellgate london. cthulu is pleased that the closed beta for hellgate global starts soon!


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